Words of Wisdom
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" Smile...It confuses people. " - ???
" There is no right and wrong, just fun and boring. " - Unknown
" In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king. " - Erasuus
" What is history but a fable agreed upon. " - Napoleon
" Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. " - Louise Beal
" The imaginary friends I had as a kid left me because their friends thought I didn't exist." - Aaron Machado
" My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. " - Dame Edna Everage
" My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are. " - B. A. Billingsly
" More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams. " - Amy Grant
" In God we trust; all others must pay cash. " - American saying
" Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. " - American proverb
" Better and ugly face than an ugly mind. " - James Ellis
" Familiarity is a magician that is cruel to beauty, but kind to ugliness. " - Ouida
" A fashionable woman is always in love- with herself. " - La Rochefoucauld
" From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash. " - Sophie Tucker
" Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. " - Letty Cottin Pogrebin
" Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. " - Hedy Lamarr
" Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. " - Alfieri
" Fear makes us feel our humanity. " - Disraeli
" Dont bite the hand that feeds you. " - Unknown
" Fear that man, who fears not God. " - Abd-el-Kader
" A good man never dies. " - Callimachus
" For we are born in others pain, And perish in our own." - Francis Thomposon
" It requires more courage to suffer than to die. " - Napoleon
" Just because someone is behind you doesn't mean they have your back. " - Dhanai Holtzclaw
" The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on it's face. " - Mary Wilson Little
" Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. " - Dave Barry
" There's small choice in rotten apples. " - Shakespeare
" Cherry Condoms dont taste like cherries. " - Hoho
" Those who complain most are those who are most complained of. " - Matthew Henry